April 24th 2012 5:02 pm PT

Brady takes the snap and rolls to his left meets coverage and then scrambles to his right releasing a long bomb to Gronkowski who pulls it down amidst the outstanding coverage by Revis, who tackles Gronkwoski and gets dragged into the endzone as Gronkowski slams the ball down after making sure Revis is OK. Yeah Gronkowski jersey please.

Gronk runs a slant, Revis back steps and loses pace for Gronk only fumble and Revis recovers.
Revis jersey 

come on.. you know Revis will intercept it on the one yard line and take it to the house with a 99 yd return for a TD (after Maybin hit Brady and flattens him for an attempted sack reinjuring Brady’s foot – just to make Patriot fans feel better)

Brady throws to the back of the endzone.  It’s a jump ball and Revis comes down with it.  He takes off breaks a tackle at the 5 crosses the 10 and breaks another tackle.  It’s a foot race as he crosses the 30, 40, 50 he could go all the way touchdown.  Another pick 6 for Revis.  Revis jersey please.

The mighty Jets defensive line faces up against the Patriots for one last scrimmage. Brady gets his hands on the ball and falls back, looking for an opening. Gronkowski maneuvers his way into the end zone, with Revis covering him like the sweat on a farmhand’s brow. 

Brady throws a wounded duck, taking the breath from every set of eyes in the crowd. Halfway to its target, the ball hits a green beam of light coming from beyond the field, and explodes in a cloud of pigskin and gamma rays. Quickly, the air is swarming with silver and black cigar-shaped saucers. It’s an invasion!

Revis and Gronkowski take their eyes off the sky just long enough to nod to each other – they knew what they had to do. Ripping his helmet from his head, Gronkowski takes a knee and presses a button hidden behind his face mask. Behind the screams as panic ensues on the field, the faint sound of a 3.7 litre 288 horsepower engine carries over the crowd, growing louder by the moment. 

Crashing through a side-gate comes the 2012 Buick Enclave, complete with an exclusive QuietTuned leather interior. The Enclave screams through the madness, stopping just short of Revis and Gronkowski, thanks to its 4-wheel anti-lock braking system. As the power-window falls on the driver side, Revis and Gronkowski are greeted by their fellow crime-fighting partner, Tiger Woods. “Get in quick, boys!” says Tiger. 

Without hesitation, Revis and Gronkowski take his advice, and jump into the spacious backseat. With 39 inches of head room and 61.4 inches of shoulder space, both were as comfortable as they were prepared for what came next. 

“Ready for this, fellas? Looks like we’ve got work to do,” Tiger says, as he slams on the gas pedal, bringing the four-wheel drive Enclave into action. Dodging lasers and cheerleaders, Tiger takes the Enclave out of Gillette Stadium and quickly finds the I-95 intersection. “We’re headed south, boys!” he says, pulling the Enclave into traffic. “We just need to make one stop.” 

Before long, the team finds themselves in front of a yellow-trimmed house with a yellow-trimmed mailbox. “Hopefully the fourth member of our team is ready to go,” says Gronkowski.

“I’m already here,” says a familiar voice. Peeking into the front seat, Revis and Gronkowski are greeted by the familiar smile of their former nemesis and newest partner, Lance Armstrong. “Man, that fool is quick,” says Gronkowski. “That’s how I roll,” says Armstrong, making the rest of his team groan with a pathetic pun. “Let’s hit it,” Armstrong declares with a wink. 

Back on the I-95, Woods steers their chariot between cars and laser-blasted craters as they make their way south. Many hours later, after arriving in the Florida Keys and enjoying many strawberry daiquiris, the team basks in the warm sunshine, safe once again thanks to the 2012 Buick Enclave. 

“That was close,” says Revis. “It sure was, old chum,” says Gronkowski. “By the way,” he declares, “I would have caught that ball, had it not been for those aliens.” 

“Yea, I wonder what happened with all that,” says Revis, as he takes another sip of his daiquiri. They all share a good laugh, as the sun sets over the vast ocean waters, welcoming the twilight with a pleasant amber glow. 

Revis takes it TO THE HOUSE!

Gronkowski runs a corner route to the back right pylon, Brady throws it up high enough that Revis can’t get it and Gronkowski comes down with it for a touchdown. The Gronkowski jeresy

Ohhh this is easy, Gronkowski on a slant brady nails him at the 3. Reevis trys for the pick but can’t get to it then attemps to make a tackle but gets ran over grabbing at gronkowski ankles. Touchdown!!!   Gronkowski jersey.

Gronk gets the ball and starts to run at Revis when all of a sudden Gronk hallucintates and Revis becomes a clown which makes Gronk scream and throw the ball at Revis who catches it and runs for the touchdown. Gronk jersey please.

Brady drops back, scans the field for his receivers. See Gronkowski heading toward the back corner of the endzone with an obvious height advantage over Revis. He fires a bullet high and out of the reach of Revis, and Gronkowski makes a miraculous one handed grab for the TD.

Gronkowski Jersey please

Gronk goes out 12 yards and curls back, Brady hits him with a pass. Revis was no where on the play. First down again……

Gronk is given the ball and believing he is invincible runs straight toward the island.  Revis seeing an opportunity to firmly establish his dominance slams him so hard he does what no scientist has ever been able to do, he proves time travel is possible. Gronk wakes up to George Halas kicking him in the face for appearing out of nowhere in the middle of the field and costing the Bears a championship game.

Gronk please.

Brady throws the ball to Gronk on short pass inside the 5. Revis saw it coming and overshoots the pass and just cries face down on the field. While Gronk dances into the end zone re-injuring his ankle only to have the whole jets stadium laughing at his stupidity.
Revis Jersey please

It’s 4th and Goal from the 9 yard line with 3 seconds left in the game.  Gronk is matched up with Revis Island, what happens?

Tom Brady takes the snap from the shotgun formation and eyes Aaron Hernendez breaking left off the line, looking  Revis away, keeping him honest and out of coverage, when he notices the Gronker cutting left from right into the back of the endzone, lobs the ball up where only the 6’7″ Gronkowski can catch it. Revis reacts a split second too late and crumples underneath the Gronk’s imposing frame. Touchdown!! Patriots lose anyway and the Carolina Panthers win the superbowl behind Cam “Superman” Newton!

If chosen as a winner I would really appreciate the opportunity to choose Rob Gronkowski’s jersey.

Thank you Major Nelson/Larry!!

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Tom Brady tosses a fade route to Rob Gronkowski. Gronkowski makes a spectacular catch, but is pushed out of bounds by the more experienced Revis who shows he doesn’t have to be a ball hawk to keep someone on Revis Island. Brady sits, shocked, and wonders why he didn’t throw to an open Wes Welker.

Brady goes play action, throws to Gronkowski, Just through Revis’ hands. Gronk runs it in for the TD. Revis Island is now landlocked.

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With Seconds left, Brady snaps the ball and fakes a hand off to Danny Woodhead.  He bootlegs left and looks for Wes Welker streaking across the middle of the end zone.  Revis jumps off Gronkowski to cover the pass and tips the ball to the back corner of the endzone that he just left. Gronkowski jumps up and catches the tipped ball for a TD.  Pats win.  Gronkowski jersey please.

First off I want the Gronk  Jersey 2nd come on. Gronk comes off the line Brady throws up high and revis has NO SHOT. Touchdown.

Pats try and run a quick dump to Gronkowski over the middle but Revis picks it in stride for a 105 yard TD.
Revis jersey.

Gronk scores with a hail mary
Gronk jersey

Brady takes the snap, drops back, and ruptures his Achilles tendon.  Out for the remainder of the year.  Playoffs.  Colts nation rejoices!

The game is tied, New England’s Field Goal kicker (Stephen Gostkowski) was injured earlier in the game so the Pats must go for the Touchdown……..Meanwhile at the local Buffalo Wild Wings in Ohio I sit enjoying the game and a nice cold adult beverage having a hee haw of a time when I give the Bartender the wink to flip the switch……..Back at the Game Brady is in the gun and takes the snap…..Gronkowski is on Revis Island in the End Zone…….Brady throws the Fade……Back in Ohio the switch is now flipped…..Back at the stadium the Ball is in the air as the lights go out a spot light is on Revis Island, Strobe Lights Flashing, House Music Bumping, as the Ball Flies over their heads Gronkoski is doing his crazy post SuperBowl part dance.  We go to OT and I continue to throw back the cold ones at Buffalo Wild Wings.  Thank You Mr. Bartender.    Give me the Gronkowski Jersey

Brady drops back, gronk runs behind brady for a reverse trips brady who still has the ball, he stumbles on his feet heaving a rocket into the air only to be intercepted by Revis who runs it back fro a TD. Game Over, brady gets cut by the team and the Patriots supposed dynasty is officially over.

Gronk Jersey.

Rob Gronkowski makes a diving catch but before he can land in the touchdown zone, he gets pushed backed by Darrelle Revis and the touchdown does not count. Revis wins the game for the Jets! I would like the Rob Gronkowski jersey. Thanks for this opportunity!