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the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force

In true Onion form, they nail it.

Posted: Jun 04 2008, 10:33 AM by Major Nelson | with 19 comment(s) |
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(Criminals have even eluded pursuit by walking into their apartment and going to bed for six hours, after which the search has been called off.)

lol thats the funniest story i have ever read. Well done to whoever wrote it..

June 4, 2008 10:52 AM [Direct Link]
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Perfecto!

June 4, 2008 10:58 AM [Direct Link]
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Amazing

June 4, 2008 11:18 AM [Direct Link]
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ha ha, love the onion

June 4, 2008 11:40 AM [Direct Link]
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Kudos to the Onion, yet again...very entertaining story.

June 4, 2008 11:50 AM [Direct Link]
Anon 2

Haha, Fantastic :D

June 4, 2008 2:04 PM [Direct Link]
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Sarcasticgamer.com did an article very similar to this a while back.

sarcasticgamer.com/.../something-stinks-at-the-onion.html

June 4, 2008 2:20 PM [Direct Link]
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Awesome article. Sarcasticgamer might of done it awhile back, and the guy feels ripped, but honestly its not that origianl of a concept, I dont se why he feels jilted, its not a far stretch to think many people would come up with the idea.
June 4, 2008 2:58 PM [Direct Link]
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haha awesome article major. I saw one fat cop chasing a dude and he yelled as he ran by "I ain't no action hero!" I love the humor in the game.

I didn't know about the grenade chache, I'll have to go find that now!

June 4, 2008 4:52 PM [Direct Link]
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Not sure where to put this on here I wanted to share.  Jack Thompson has been recommended for Disbarment in Florida.  Here is the story:

www.gamepolitics.com/.../florida-bar-wants-jack-thompson-disbarred-10-years-thompson-storms-out-hearing

June 4, 2008 5:02 PM [Direct Link]
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