In true Onion form, they nail it.
(Criminals have even eluded pursuit by walking into their apartment and going to bed for six hours, after which the search has been called off.)
lol thats the funniest story i have ever read. Well done to whoever wrote it..
Perfecto!
Amazing
ha ha, love the onion
Kudos to the Onion, yet again...very entertaining story.
Haha, Fantastic :D
Sarcasticgamer.com did an article very similar to this a while back.
sarcasticgamer.com/.../something-stinks-at-the-onion.html
haha awesome article major. I saw one fat cop chasing a dude and he yelled as he ran by "I ain't no action hero!" I love the humor in the game.
I didn't know about the grenade chache, I'll have to go find that now!
Not sure where to put this on here I wanted to share. Jack Thompson has been recommended for Disbarment in Florida. Here is the story:
www.gamepolitics.com/.../florida-bar-wants-jack-thompson-disbarred-10-years-thompson-storms-out-hearing
Sarcastic Gamer ran a story very similar to The Onion's before they published it: sarcasticgamer.com/.../something-stinks-at-the-onion.html
Anyone notice they say the cities four quadrants but the alderney is a seperate city lol
I hate the onion.
neither story tells the same story at all, they're from different perspectives, and the dude's reasoning leads me to believe he's to dumb to realize that the "seemingly infinite" part is said in different context.. SG's little whine should be posted on digg for everyone to mock.
smh
It's inconceivable that two people might read down the list of GTA IV statistics on the Rock Star website and come up with similar reports on the same material.
Sarcastic Gamer did this story ages ago. So did College Humour.
the onion always cracks me up, ha ha ha, lol, these guys @ the onion really got their comedy on, thanx major.