In true Onion form, they nail it.
(Criminals have even eluded pursuit by walking into their apartment and going to bed for six hours, after which the search has been called off.)
lol thats the funniest story i have ever read. Well done to whoever wrote it..
Perfecto!
Amazing
ha ha, love the onion
Kudos to the Onion, yet again...very entertaining story.
Haha, Fantastic :D
Sarcasticgamer.com did an article very similar to this a while back.
sarcasticgamer.com/.../something-stinks-at-the-onion.html
haha awesome article major. I saw one fat cop chasing a dude and he yelled as he ran by "I ain't no action hero!" I love the humor in the game.
I didn't know about the grenade chache, I'll have to go find that now!
Not sure where to put this on here I wanted to share. Jack Thompson has been recommended for Disbarment in Florida. Here is the story:
www.gamepolitics.com/.../florida-bar-wants-jack-thompson-disbarred-10-years-thompson-storms-out-hearing