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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://majornelson.com/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title>the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx</link><description>In true Onion form, they nail it .</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2008.5 SP2 (Build: 40407.4157)</generator><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290627</link><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:24:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290627</guid><dc:creator>freshtex</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;the onion always cracks me up, ha ha ha, lol, these guys @ the onion really got their comedy on, thanx major.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290627" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290462</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:06:48 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290462</guid><dc:creator>AHeroNeverDies</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Sarcastic Gamer did this story ages ago. So did College Humour.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290462" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290441</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:10:10 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290441</guid><dc:creator>hydroxyde</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;It's inconceivable that two people might read down the list of GTA IV statistics on the Rock Star website and come up with similar reports on the same material.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290441" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290428</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:49:02 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290428</guid><dc:creator>ff</dc:creator><description>http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2008/06/something-stinks-at-the-onion.html#more-4000&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290428" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290424</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:16:41 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290424</guid><dc:creator>Solid Warri0r</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;smh&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290424" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290422</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:53:43 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290422</guid><dc:creator>oh please</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;neither story tells the same story at all, they're from different perspectives, and the dude's reasoning leads me to believe he's to dumb to realize that the &amp;quot;seemingly infinite&amp;quot; part is said in different context.. SG's little whine should be posted on digg for everyone to mock.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290422" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290421</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:46:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290421</guid><dc:creator>DavidGX</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;I hate the onion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290421" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290419</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:41:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290419</guid><dc:creator>SofaKingGBus</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Anyone notice they say the cities four quadrants but the alderney is a seperate city lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290419" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290418</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:33:17 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290418</guid><dc:creator>Qbix</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Sarcastic Gamer ran a story very similar to The Onion's before they published it: &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2008/06/something-stinks-at-the-onion.html#more-4000"&gt;sarcasticgamer.com/.../something-stinks-at-the-onion.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290418" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290413</link><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:02:25 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290413</guid><dc:creator>jdmdsp911</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Not sure where to put this on here I wanted to share. &amp;nbsp;Jack Thompson has been recommended for Disbarment in Florida. &amp;nbsp;Here is the story:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/06/04/florida-bar-wants-jack-thompson-disbarred-10-years-thompson-storms-out-hearing#comment-132332"&gt;www.gamepolitics.com/.../florida-bar-wants-jack-thompson-disbarred-10-years-thompson-storms-out-hearing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290413" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290411</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:52:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290411</guid><dc:creator>reyla</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;haha awesome article major. I saw one fat cop chasing a dude and he yelled as he ran by &amp;quot;I ain't no action hero!&amp;quot; I love the humor in the game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn't know about the grenade chache, I'll have to go find that now! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290411" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290399</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:58:46 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290399</guid><dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator><description>Awesome article.  Sarcasticgamer might of done it awhile back, and the guy feels ripped, but honestly its not that origianl of a concept, I dont se why he feels jilted, its not a far stretch to think many people would come up with the idea.&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290399" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290392</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:20:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290392</guid><dc:creator>GrimResistance</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Sarcasticgamer.com did an article very similar to this a while back.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_new" href="http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2008/06/something-stinks-at-the-onion.html"&gt;sarcasticgamer.com/.../something-stinks-at-the-onion.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290392" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Liberty City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290391</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:04:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290391</guid><dc:creator>Sean Reilly</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Haha, Fantastic :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290391" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Libery City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290368</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:50:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290368</guid><dc:creator>KP ScuzzyBunny</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;Kudos to the Onion, yet again...very entertaining story.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div style="clear:both;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://majornelson.com/aggbug.aspx?PostID=290368" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description></item><item><title>re: the Onion's take on the Libery City Police force</title><link>http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/06/04/the-onion-s-take-on-the-libery-city-police-force.aspx#290366</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:40:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">055c7c12-9f8e-4800-85f1-aebaf66ea7d8:290366</guid><dc:creator>Naquadah</dc:creator><description>&lt;p&gt;ha ha, love the onion&lt;/p&gt;
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